Inside Biden’s Billion Dollar, Drunken Gala Dinner

By  Michael Baxter  – December 3, 2022

Thursday night’s liberal lollapalooza at Tyler Perry Studios’ “White House” was a farrago of drunkenness, paranoia, chicanery, pomposity, and alcohol-fueled rage toward Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

As reported yesterday, U.S. military assets apprehended several Deep Staters who attended the illegitimate administration’s dinner honoring French President Emmanuel Macron, two of whom, ostensibly seeking leniency, recounted details of the shindig to military investigators. Sources have yet to name the arrestees—in fact, only Nancy Pelosi has been named thus far—but said one is a Hollywood producer who has garnered many cinema awards over a 20-year-long career, and the other a sniveling politician who wept like a baby when Special Forces arrested him at gunpoint.

If their words are truthful, Pelosi was tipsy when she arrived at the feast and sauntered to an open bar replete with scintillating bottles of pricey liquor–Clase Azul tequila, 50-year-old Appleton Estate Rum, Macallan Sherry Oak whiskey, and, to top it off, Chateau Margaux grand vin. Chilled decanters of 1959 Dom Perignon sat in ice buckets at every dinner table. As guests donned in tuxedos or ballroom gowns funneled inside the imitation White House, Pelosi lingered at the bar, heartily sampling various liquors while the bartender stared at her in dazed bewilderment.

“If what we heard is true, Nancy drinks expensive booze like Homer Simpson guzzles Duff beer,” a source in Gen. David H. Berger’s office told Real Raw News.

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